What to expect when reading the singles advertisements.is this true or funny ?

Adverts from Women





40-ish....................48


Adventurer.............Has had more partners than you ever will


Athletic..................Flat-chested


Average looking......Ugly


Beautiful................Pathological liar


Contagious Smile...Bring your penicillin


Educated...............College dropout


Emotionally Secure........Medicated


Feminist................Fat, ugly; b*ll buster (wimps only please)


Free spirit..............Substance user


Friendship first.......Trying to live down reputation as sl*t


Fun.......................Annoying


Gentle...................Comatose


Good Listener........Borderline Autistic


New-Age...............All body hair, all the time


Old-fashioned.........Lights out, missionary position only


Open-minded.........Desperate


Outgoing...............Loud


Passionate............Loud


Poet.....................Depressive Schzophrenic


Professional..........Real Witch


Redhead...............Shops the Clairol section


Reubenesque........Grossly Fat


Romantic..............Looks better by candle light


Voluptuous...........Very Fat


Weight proportion..Hugely Fat


Wants Soulmate...One step away from stalking


Widow.................Nagged first husband to death


Young at heart.....Toothless crone











Adverts from Men


40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old


Athletic.......... ....Sits on the couch and watches ESPN


Average looking...Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, %26amp; back


Educated............Will always treat you like an idiot


Free Spirit..........Sleeps with your sister


Friendship first....As long as friendship involves nudity


Fun....................Good with a remote and a six pack


Good looking......Arrogant


Honest...............Pathological Liar


Huggable............Overweight, more body hair than a bear


Like to cuddle.....Insecure, overly dependent


Mature...............Until you get to know him


Open-minded......Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested


Physically fit......I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself


Poet..................Has written on a bathroom stall


Spiritual.............Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday


Stable...............Occasional stalker, but never arrested


Thoughtful..........Says ';Please'; when demanding a beer








Well there you have it, truth in advertising!





What to expect when reading the singles advertisements.is this true or funny ?
I think it true...you got a list of truth in advertising for call girls ???What to expect when reading the singles advertisements.is this true or funny ?
probably true. but funny.
HAHAHAHA IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!
actually it is true and funny..
Very funny - have a star
gosh, you gotta be really desperate to answer if that is what's hid behind... *lol*
lol,IM GONNA USE THESE and see what i get lol...Great Job Once Again
lol I am sure they are true


That's why I stay away from personal ads
Phenomenally funny, yet true... hmmm... I'm going to have to mull this one over in the ol' noggin.
that's funny with some truth
LMAO. I am glad i don't have to look in the singles column LOL.
lol, I like it.
so bloody true . well done ..a star is yours